Diners, Drive-Ins and Dipsh*t
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin So Guy Fieri fired some producer dude named David Page who has decided to talk to the press about it. Turns out the man so many of us have come to hate know as host of...
View ArticleSigns of the End Times: Guy Fieri Jewelry
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin I was having lunch with a friend not too long ago, when he told me he was a fan of Guy Fieri. Actually, his exact words were: “Guy Fieri is legit. He’s a badazz who...
View ArticleSigns Of The Endtimes: Guy Fieri and Smashmouth Collaborate
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Do you remember that band from the late 90’s/ Early 00’s, who had the fat “party dude” lead singer? I’m sorry, I’ll be more specific… ‘Memba, Smashmouth? Liars. Of...
View ArticleGuy Fieri is Going To Murder Everything You Love, One Bite at a Time
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin In case you’re still holed up in a fallout shelter stinking drunk off of your extensive liquor reserves, WE SURVIVED the 2012 version of Y2K, the MAYAN APOCALYPSE!!!!...
View ArticleGuy Fieri Now Owns a Vineyard (The Jokes Write Themselves)
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin America’s most famous bloated badger corpse, and resident food network abomination, Guy Fieri bought a vineyard in California’s Sonoma Valley last year. The first...
View ArticleGuy Fieri is Your Mom
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin One of the greatest things about running this drunk tank of a website, is the TONS of wacky links you freaks send me. From the Rough N Rowdy Bowl, to balcony jumping...
View ArticleGive Me Something to Break: Limp Bizkit and Lil’ Wayne Did a Song Together
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Depending on who you believe, Lil Wayne, America’s most famous Gremlin, almost died earlier this month from drinking too many bottles of codine-laced cough syrup, or he...
View ArticleSylvester Stallone vs Bruce Willis: The Catfight The World Has Been Waiting For
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Sylvester Stallone is an action idol from the 1980’s-90’s. While he’s the king of weird veiny arms and “riding something until the wheels fall off,” you’ve gotta admit...
View ArticleHedge Fund Fat Cat Hires Famous Hedgehog for the Day
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Hey there little starsailor, havin’ a bad day? Worry not, your ol’ pal Cribsy is here to share a tale about someone who’s definitely more pathetic than you or I could...
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